All posts in Cockney
Aris
‘Allo me Chinas! This week’s Cockney rhyming slang is Aris. Aris is Cockney rhyming slang for buttocks, but it’s a bit more complex than your usual Cockney, because it makes use […]
Lemon Squeezy
‘Allo me Chinas! This week’s Cockney rhyming slang is lemon squeezy. Lemon squeezy is Cockney rhyming slang for easy. Example: That elephant’s ice cream didn’t notice I ‘alf inched a monkey out […]
Ice Cream
‘Allo me Chinas! This week’s Cockney rhyming slang is ice cream. Ice cream is Cockney rhyming slang for geezer, which is the British equivalent of the American slang word dude; […]
Dog & Bone
‘Allo me Chinas! This week’s Cockney rhyming slang is dog & bone. Dog & bone is Cockney rhyming slang for phone. Example: I don’t Adam & Eve it; someone’s ‘alf […]
Pen & Ink
‘Allo me Chinas! This week’s Cockney rhyming slang is pen & ink. Pen & ink is Cockney rhyming slang for stink. Example: Ugh! What’s that ‘orrible pen & ink?! Desktop […]
Porkies
‘Allo me Chinas! Moving away from themes all together, this week’s Cockney rhyming slang is porkies. Porkies is Cockney rhyming slang for lies. Example: If you’re telling porkies, you’re gonna […]
Bulls-eye
‘Allo me Chinas! In line with the last 2 week’s money related Cockney rhyming slang, lady and monkey, this week’s is bulls-eye. Bulls-eye is Cockney rhyming slang for £50. Like […]
Lady
‘Allo me Chinas! The Cockney rhyming slang themes continue, but moving from animals to money. Last week’s monkey starting us off, this week’s is lady. Lady is Cockney rhyming slang […]
Monkey
‘Allo me Chinas! Another Cockney rhyming slang animal this week to go with the last 3 posts — rabbit, bird’s nest, and elephant’s. Monkey is Cockney rhyming slang for £500. […]
Elephant’s
‘Allo me Chinas! I just realized that I have a bit of an animal theme going with the last 2 posts — rabbit and bird’s nest — and now this […]
